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The Blu Pumpkin of Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater

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The Blu Pumpkin of Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yodl with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.152 billion Chater Chatar Pumpkin atrs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodl City. The average income tax rate is 49.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pumpkin economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,779 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and many believe that Yodl's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater's national animal is the Zombi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater is ranked 45,183^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Disneyland Resort for Most Beautiful Environments, with 712.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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