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The State of Cell Leader

“Might Makes Right”

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The State of Cell Leader is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.635 billion Cell Leaderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cell Leaderian economy, worth 229 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 15,711 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, gambling is outlawed, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cell Leader's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cell Leader is ranked 58,607^th in the world and 1^st in Surrey for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.2 kickbacks per hour.

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