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The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90059

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The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90059 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.015 billion Cardmania90059ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90059ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,013 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90059's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90059 is ranked 29,239^th in the world and 112^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.18 law-abiding acts per hour.

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