Spotlight on:
The Fiefdom of Cardmania90030 |
“I'm not dead yet!”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Lily |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Fiefdom of Cardmania90030 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.044 billion Cardmania90030ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90030ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,440 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,937 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90030's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90030 is ranked 83,614th in the world and 48th in Lily for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,589.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90030 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Patriotic.
- : Cardmania90030 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Cardmania90030 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
- : Cardmania90030 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, the military's newest toy broadcasts Cardmania90030's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".