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The Fiefdom of Cardmania90030

“I'm not dead yet!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Lily

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Fiefdom of Cardmania90030 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.044 billion Cardmania90030ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90030ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,440 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,937 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90030's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90030 is ranked 83,614th in the world and 48th in Lily for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,589.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,900thLargest Black Market: 2,300thMost Devout: 2,387thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,107thLargest Mining Sector: 3,241stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,352ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,986thMost Avoided: 6,117thMost Efficient Economies: 6,652ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,604thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,767thHighest Average Incomes: 7,820thFattest Citizens: 8,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,305thHighest Economic Output: 9,722ndMost Patriotic: 12,021stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,593rdNudest: 13,112thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,079thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,598thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,999thLowest Crime Rates: 28,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,686th
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the region

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