Spotlight on:
The Fiefdom of Cardmania90030 |
“I'm not dead yet!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Lily |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Fiefdom of Cardmania90030 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.867 billion Cardmania90030ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90030ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,402 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,119 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.
Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90030's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90030 is ranked 116,717th in the world and 32nd in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08206598068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90030's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Cardmania90030 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
- : Cardmania90030 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90030, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.