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The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania900138

“Forward unto the dawn”

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The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania900138 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.946 billion Cardmania900138ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900138ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,017 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,358 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900138's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900138 is ranked 236,026^th in the world and 34^th in Lily for Most Primitive, scoring -117.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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