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The Republic of Card farmer nsu 4 |
“123”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Newlandia |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Republic of Card farmer nsu 4 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 343 million Card farmer nsu 4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Card farmer nsu 4ian economy, worth 9.50 trillion 123s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,685 123s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, voting is voluntary, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card farmer nsu 4's national animal is the 123, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Card farmer nsu 4 is ranked 79,882nd in the world and 24th in Newlandia for Safest, scoring 90.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
- : Card farmer nsu 4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmer nsu 4, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.