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The Home of the Whopper of Burger Kings Kingdom

“In Burger King We Trust”

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The Home of the Whopper of Burger Kings Kingdom is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Magic Burger King with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.932 billion Employees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington BK. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Burger King economy, worth a remarkable 6,041 trillion Whoppers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 433,647 Whoppers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,002,248 per year while the poor average 4,664, a ratio of 857 to 1.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Burger King roads, neighboring nations are tired of Burger Kings Kingdom's big fish stories, and a third of Employees are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burger Kings Kingdom's national animal is the beef cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Hamburger.

Burger Kings Kingdom is ranked 3,085^th in the world and 5^th in TopCornion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.76 law-abiding acts per hour.

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