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The State of Bujumbura Mairie

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The State of Bujumbura Mairie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 20.299 billion Bujumbura Mairieans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Bujumbura Mairiean economy, worth 517 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 25,479 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and Bujumbura Mairie has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bujumbura Mairie's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bujumbura Mairie is ranked 93,508^th in the world and 3^rd in Bujumbura for Most Primitive, scoring 7.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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