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The Toxic Defender of Britney Spear Dane

“All eyes on me, in the center of the ring”

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The Toxic Defender of Britney Spear Dane is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Britney Spears with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.651 billion britneys are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spear Danes. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Britney Spear Danean economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion britneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,302 britneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Britney Spear Dane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britney Spear Dane's national animal is the britney, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is toxicity.

Britney Spear Dane is ranked 24,965^th in the world and 73^rd in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.99 law-abiding acts per hour.

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