Spotlight on:
The Precious Gemnation of Bluubhezslhaunia |
“Bloodstones are the most precious gemstones”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: Jeinnhezslhaunia |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Precious Gemnation of Bluubhezslhaunia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elsa Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.293 billion Bluubhezslhaunians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bluubhezslhaunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,606 trillion Bloodstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 350,336 Bloodstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, Elsa Darklight's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown. Bluubhezslhaunia's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Bluubhezslhaunia is ranked 294,603rd in the world and 26th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, Elsa Darklight's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Bluubhezslhaunia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.