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The Tinned Spaghetti Pizza of Bill English

“Fear my tinned spaghetti and Pineapple Pizza!”

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The Tinned Spaghetti Pizza of Bill English is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bill English with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.164 billion Bill Englishians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Englishville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bill Englishian economy, worth a remarkable 2,728 trillion Williams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 268,428 Williams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,370,829 per year while the poor average 28,935, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

An underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill English's national animal is the Simon Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Bill English is ranked 14,662^nd in the world and 4^th in SOS Brigade for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.55 law-abiding acts per hour.

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