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The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice

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The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Carbine with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.07 billion Bikers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mouse economy, worth a remarkable 2,803 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,430 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, a government program is underway to revitalize Biker Mice's beaches, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biker Mice's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

Biker Mice is ranked 286,936^th in the world and 4^th in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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