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The Robotic Alcoholics of Bending Unit 22

“Volo, Ergo Sum”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Hells Lounge

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Robotic Alcoholics of Bending Unit 22 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bender Rodriguez with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The hard-nosed population of 3.571 billion Robots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robotic economy, worth 789 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,012 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bending Unit 22's national animal is the Robo-Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robotology.

Bending Unit 22 is ranked 165,151st in the world and 12th in Hells Lounge for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 657.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Armed: 442ndHighest Crime Rates: 532ndLargest Gambling Industry: 632ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 773rdFattest Citizens: 876thMost Avoided: 911thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 998thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,645thRudest Citizens: 2,113thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,731stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,076thLargest Mining Sector: 5,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,036thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,813thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,464thHighest Average Incomes: 8,804thMost Efficient Economies: 10,055thMost Secular: 10,069thMost Patriotic: 11,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,578thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,982ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,642ndMost Cultured: 29,097thHighest Drug Use: 32,929th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

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