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The ♀ Feminist Matriarchy ♀ of Bella Mama

“♀ Mother Knows Best! ♀”

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The ♀ Feminist Matriarchy ♀ of Bella Mama is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Head Mistress Bella Mama with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.699 billion Bellara are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vavamama. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bella economy, worth 906 trillion ♀ Jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,679 ♀ Jewels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bella Mama's national animal is the Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Feminist Messianic Monotheism.

Bella Mama is ranked 6,279^th in the world and 1^st in The Collection of Metaverses for Most Corrupt Governments, with 198.97 kickbacks per hour.

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