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The Confederacy of Beedward

“Illiud Latine dici non potest.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Absolution

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The Confederacy of Beedward is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Bee with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.522 billion Beedwardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The powerhouse Beedwardian economy, worth a remarkable 5,279 trillion beeds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,591 beeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beedward's national animal is the archan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beedward is ranked 605th in the world and 2nd in Absolution for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 18,479.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 421stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 459thLargest Welfare Programs: 462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 605thMost Advanced Public Transport: 865thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,399thSafest: 1,762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,770thMost Influential: 1,801stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,834thLargest Populations: 2,086thBest Weather: 2,110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,355thMost Pacifist: 2,433rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,690thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,051stTop
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Largest Governments: 3,293rdMost Cultured: 3,673rdHighest Economic Output: 4,035thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,443rdSmartest Citizens: 4,993rdHighest Food Quality: 6,043rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,789thNicest Citizens: 9,714thMost Accessible: 11,722ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,613thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,713thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,247thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,971stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,605thMost Secular: 22,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,257thMost Developed: 25,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,408th

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