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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 45

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 45 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.976 billion Beans on Toast 45ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 45ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,465 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 45's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 45 is ranked 14,904^th in the world and 177^th in Memeland United for Most Corrupt Governments, with 122.37 kickbacks per hour.

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