Spotlight on:
The Queendom of Bean Dragonia |
“Glory to dragonkind”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The Rejected Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Queendom of Bean Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.25 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Bean Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,218 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
The number of students attending university has reached a record high, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bean Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Bean Dragonia is ranked 2,747th in the world and 90th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 303.56 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bean Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, Bean Dragonia City is a police state during international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, people are turning themselves into worm food.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Bean Dragonia, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.