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The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XII

“I'm gonna run out of motto ideas”

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The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XII is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.257 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XIIians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XIIian economy, worth 718 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,954 Prickly Pears, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,009 per year while the poor average 20,841, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XII's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XII is ranked 13,306^th in the world and 3^rd in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Nicest Citizens, with 28.11 average smiles per day.

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