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The NUH-UHocracy of Austrian Civals

“I don't know either.”

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The NUH-UHocracy of Austrian Civals is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Karl vonHabsburg with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.724 billion Austro-Civochets enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austro-Civillic economy, worth 615 trillion Austrian Vances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,253 Austrian Vances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Austrian Civals has found 2 easter eggs), Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and there's some really clean windows in Austro-Civillic houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austrian Civals's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Austrian Civals is ranked 93,233^rd in the world and 4,528^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.55 kickbacks per hour.

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