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The Republic of Assorted Hag 33

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

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The Republic of Assorted Hag 33 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.991 billion Assorted Hag 33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Assorted Hag 33ian economy, worth 638 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,015 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Modern Assorted Hag 33ian art is so hot right now, if a tree falls in the forest Leader is personally notified, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assorted Hag 33's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Assorted Hag 33 is ranked 274,103^rd in the world and 676^th in Eye for Most Primitive, scoring -268.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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