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The Republic of Asantia |
“Just under budget!”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
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Location: Beastopia |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Republic of Asantia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Adam Rila with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.373 billion Asantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markador. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Asantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,659 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,128 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rumour has it Adam Rila needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Adam Rila's political rallies, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asantia's national animal is the River Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Asantia is ranked 303,760th in the world and 3rd in Beastopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Adam Rila's political rallies.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, rumour has it Adam Rila needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in
Asantia, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.

































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