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The Most Serene Kingdom of Arstotskiano

“All hail to the king!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Lands End

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Most Serene Kingdom of Arstotskiano is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Charles I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.81 billion Arstotskianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thossaliniki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arstotskianian economy, worth 383 trillion Arstotskoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,106 Arstotskoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,738,958 per year while the poor average 5,487, a ratio of 316 to 1.

Jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstotskiano's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Arstotskiano is ranked 273,067th in the world and 286th in Lands End for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 760thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 957thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,111thMost Secular: 2,164thMost Influential: 2,536thLargest Retail Industry: 2,740thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,110thMost Patriotic: 3,187thLargest Mining Sector: 3,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,879thFattest Citizens: 4,285thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,507thMost Efficient Economies: 4,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,711thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,644thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,821stRudest Citizens: 9,903rdLargest Black Market: 10,234thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,027thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,964thLargest Governments: 14,136thLowest Crime Rates: 14,190thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,488thMost Cultured: 17,913thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,077thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,042ndMost Developed: 20,194th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the region

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