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The Conglomerate of Armacor

“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”

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The Conglomerate of Armacor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benevolent CEO Mr Miser Deathadder with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.637 billion Armacorians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Enterprise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Armacorian economy, worth an astonishing 16,715 trillion armacor bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 392,037 armacor bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,656,090 per year while the poor average 3,729, a ratio of 980 to 1.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and Armacor is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Armacor's national animal is the three eyed platykat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armacor is ranked 255,756^th in the world and 1^st in Korner for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.46 bananas ingested per day.

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