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The Rogue Nation of Aristokuvaa |
“Time is an illusion. There is only Me.”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Aristokuvaa |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Rogue Nation of Aristokuvaa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Catra with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.65 billion Aristokuvaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aristokuvaa. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Aristokuvaan economy, worth a remarkable 6,436 trillion Crystalis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,131 Crystalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, workers have seized control of the economy, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and Catra is rumored to have teleportation powers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aristokuvaa's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aristokuvaa is ranked 9,023rd in the world and 1st in Aristokuvaa for Highest Food Quality, scoring 167.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Aristokuvaa lodged a message on the The Bottomless Pit Regional Message Board.
- : Aristokuvaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, Catra is rumored to have teleportation powers.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, workers have seized control of the economy.
- : Aristokuvaa was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Aristokuvaa.
- : Following new legislation in Aristokuvaa, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.