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The Highschool Drop-outs of AP World History is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Mean Mister Manlet with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.541 billion AP World History students are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highschool. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The AP World Historian economy, worth 158 trillion Dum-Dums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,583 Dum-Dums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AP World History's national animal is the DBQ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LOVING ALL THE TIME.

AP World History is ranked 300,702^nd in the world and 14^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.22 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.