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The Orc Fortress of Andibaz |
“We are da meanest, da greenest, da best!”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
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Location: Neue Golden Sands |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Orc Fortress of Andibaz is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ghazghkull Thraka with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 7.686 billion Andiborks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cilix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Andibazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion Teefs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,765 Teefs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, foreign nationals who stumble near Andibaz are harbingers of war, and foreign musicians that Ghazghkull Thraka dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andibaz's national animal is the Squig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mork and Gork.
Andibaz is ranked 11,692nd in the world and 2nd in Neue Golden Sands for Most Developed, scoring 89.67 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Andibaz, foreign musicians that Ghazghkull Thraka dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in
Andibaz, foreign nationals who stumble near Andibaz are harbingers of war.
- : Following new legislation in
Andibaz, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
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Andibaz agreed to construct embassies between Neue Golden Sands and Regionless.
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Andibaz agreed to construct embassies between Neue Golden Sands and Wallachia.
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Andibaz agreed to construct embassies between Neue Golden Sands and Demigods Sanctuary.
- : Following new legislation in
Andibaz, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death.
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Andibaz, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
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Andibaz, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in
Andibaz, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Ghazghkull Thraka.







































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