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The Kingdom of Kallvetzia

“Unus Pro Omnibus Omnes Pro Uno”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Kingdom of Kallvetzia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.66 billion Kallvetzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kallvetzian economy, worth 265 trillion Kallvetzian francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,063 Kallvetzian francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, most Kallvetzians would sell their own grandmother, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallvetzia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kallvetzia is ranked 98,445th in the world and 473rd in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,429.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,529thMost Influential: 2,709thTop
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Safest: 5,495thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,165thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,201stHealthiest Citizens: 7,366thRudest Citizens: 7,392ndMost Pacifist: 8,092ndMost Cultured: 9,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,422ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,505thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,872ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,021stMost Efficient Economies: 10,752ndMost Developed: 11,674thSmartest Citizens: 13,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,242ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,453rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,451stLargest Retail Industry: 17,686thMost Patriotic: 18,400thHighest Average Incomes: 19,187thLowest Crime Rates: 19,452ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,032ndNicest Citizens: 22,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,202ndLargest Governments: 24,720thBest Weather: 27,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,803rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 98th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 134th in the regionMost Patriotic: 138th in the regionMost Politically Free: 142nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 114 » The New Nordic Union, Meropis, UGBK, Agausia, Someseni, Leistrona, Bastile, Elisabethshagen, Irminsulia, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Invernessia, Rary, Chioganah, Trixeland, Thracia Republic, Iceagea, Slavatania, Neurks Boodal, Yahlia, Stumphosse Res, The Champions League, East Ase Palmars, Nardin, St Scarlett, New Eestiball, An Clar, North of Americas, Seristria, Great Clucky, Pilipinas and Malaya, Mally Piznoopia, Ottterland, Dark Matter, Ikarus, Agatep, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Ausvelt, Gliesetonia, Wamia, Sow Bug, Thracia and Crimea, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, Scutarie, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Calicov, and 64 others.Foudina, Elestansa, Ortigia, Iquerian, Salwonia, Northern Socialist States, Makykay, Wombelland, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Astaraion, Karnea, Leranditale, Aresetia, Leszno, Eastoria, Salarnsia, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The OG Your Moms Mom, Balcem, Der Weimar Republik, Istastioner, Robbonia, Kkorea, Jim the Baptist, The AbelLandia, Unidoria, Greater Bahland, Society of Russian Freedom, Drembler, Francoguese, Icoland, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Borstein, Cot Deviet, The United Holy Cantons, Montecrux, Belvanya, Reiserland, Armbruster, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, The Full Moon, Scytharum, Woodlands, Kronverg, Cambany, New Vorarlberg, Apocalypse Borg, Pupunese, Potatopelago, Westkapelle, Rome Ruzalls, Chronus, DeNorSweLand, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Vurk.