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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.582 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,371 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,131 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 4,079^th in the world and 210^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 134.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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