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The People's Republic of Al-Sewed

“People over Profit.”

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The People's Republic of Al-Sewed is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The People's Servant with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.062 billion Sewed enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nuba. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Aswad economy, worth 214 trillion Sorghums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 70,023 Sorghums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Aswad Values' advise against being proud of Al-Sewed, bins outnumber trees in city parks, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Sewed's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Al-Sewed is ranked 248,064^th in the world and 8,462^nd in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -145.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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