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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos

“Eschew Obfuscation”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Fredonia

Regional Influence: Hegemony

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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by El Guapo with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.757 billion Afi-Aftosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreck City. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth a remarkable 7,596 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,658 Fishterous Correlations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ten thousand Afi-Aftosian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund, the nation is under martial law, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and most foreigners can't name the leader of Afi-Aftos. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 369th in the world and 1st in Fredonia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 510.78 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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1%
Most Stationary: 9thMost Subsidized Industry: 12thLargest Gambling Industry: 56thLargest Populations: 57thLargest Black Market: 137thLargest Mining Sector: 165thMost Ignorant Citizens: 226thMost Primitive: 360thMost Corrupt Governments: 369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 421stMost Avoided: 470thMost Efficient Economies: 607thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 637thHighest Economic Output: 652ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 676thHighest Crime Rates: 702ndFattest Citizens: 1,050thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,763rdRudest Citizens: 2,759thLargest Retail Industry: 4,247thNudest: 4,348thMost Influential: 4,905thHighest Average Incomes: 5,287thMost Armed: 6,508thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,493rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,260thLargest Governments: 14,179thMost Devout: 15,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,172nd

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