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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos

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Location: Fredonia

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Guapo with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.305 billion Afi-Aftosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth a remarkable 7,992 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 203,341 Fishterous Correlations, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 192,214th in the world and 6th in Fredonia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 27.86 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 6thMost Stationary: 9thLargest Populations: 62ndLargest Mining Sector: 97thMost Ignorant Citizens: 190thLargest Black Market: 193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 330thMost Primitive: 344thMost Corrupt Governments: 356thMost Avoided: 404thMost Efficient Economies: 527thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 533rdHighest Crime Rates: 568thFattest Citizens: 694thHighest Economic Output: 759thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 766thRudest Citizens: 1,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,141stLargest Retail Industry: 1,307thTop
Most Armed: 3,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,773rdMost Influential: 6,012thHighest Average Incomes: 6,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,979thNudest: 7,370thLargest Governments: 10,647thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,928thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,695thMost Secular: 17,121stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,663rd

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