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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos

“Eschew Obfuscation”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Fredonia

Regional Influence: Hegemony

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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by El Guapo with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.58 billion Afi-Aftosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreck City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth a remarkable 7,337 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,193 Fishterous Correlations, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,048,099 per year while the poor average 17,473, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 205,206th in the world and 4th in Fredonia for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -106.34 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 6thMost Stationary: 9thLargest Populations: 60thLargest Mining Sector: 102ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 179thLargest Black Market: 224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 310thMost Corrupt Governments: 342ndMost Avoided: 407thMost Primitive: 424thMost Efficient Economies: 548thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 555thHighest Crime Rates: 611thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 807thFattest Citizens: 836thHighest Economic Output: 876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,146thMost Armed: 1,320thLargest Retail Industry: 1,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,790thRudest Citizens: 2,000thTop
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Most Influential: 5,951stNudest: 6,663rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,188thMost Secular: 9,300thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,772ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,835thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,046thMost Conservative: 21,111th

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