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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos

“Eschew Obfuscation”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Fredonia

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.214 billion Afi-Aftosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth an astonishing 11,648 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,058 Fishterous Correlations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, former slaves are free to be oppressed, and ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 75th in the world and 1st in Fredonia for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 16thMost Stationary: 75thLargest Mining Sector: 129thLargest Black Market: 146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210thMost Avoided: 231stMost Primitive: 242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 372ndHighest Crime Rates: 389thFattest Citizens: 521stLargest Populations: 532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 556thHighest Economic Output: 592ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 592ndMost Armed: 663rdMost Efficient Economies: 759thLargest Retail Industry: 873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,850thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,511thHighest Drug Use: 3,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,217thMost Influential: 5,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,028thLargest Governments: 7,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,182ndNudest: 12,557thMost Devout: 14,392ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,455thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,976thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,193rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,653rd

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