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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos

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Location: Fredonia

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.205 billion Afi-Aftosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth a remarkable 9,776 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,649 Fishterous Correlations, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 785,338 per year while the poor average 50,453, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The new classical revitalization of Loompaland is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 270,017th in the world and 10th in Fredonia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.2 quips per hour.

Most Stationary: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thLargest Populations: 60thMost Primitive: 117thLargest Mining Sector: 118thMost Ignorant Citizens: 155thLargest Black Market: 172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206thMost Avoided: 229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 270thMost Corrupt Governments: 304thHighest Crime Rates: 414thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 555thMost Efficient Economies: 575thHighest Economic Output: 642ndFattest Citizens: 688thLargest Retail Industry: 1,009thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,759thMost Armed: 1,976thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,160thHighest Average Incomes: 4,937thMost Influential: 6,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,081stNudest: 7,172ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,729thLargest Governments: 9,863rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,001stMost Secular: 16,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,600th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

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