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The Colony of Adolf Meyer

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The Colony of Adolf Meyer is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 2.761 billion Adolf Meyerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Adolf Meyerian economy, worth 113 trillion forks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,018 forks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolf Meyer's national animal is the Militarized Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Adolf Meyer is ranked 207,423^rd in the world and 3^rd in Maybloom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 281.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.