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The Antination of A Primitive Tribe |
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| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Random Acts of Kindness |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Antination of A Primitive Tribe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Some Old Dude with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.556 billion Primitive Tribeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metaphorical City. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Primitive Tribean economy, worth 38.9 trillion metaphorical currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,147 metaphorical currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, government spending has hit an all-time low, most foreigners can't name the leader of A Primitive Tribe, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Primitive Tribe's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Metaphorical Faith.
A Primitive Tribe is ranked 284,803rd in the world and 32nd in Random Acts of Kindness for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,699.45 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, most foreigners can't name the leader of A Primitive Tribe.
- : A Primitive Tribe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, government spending has hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, foreign envoys that want to visit A Primitive Tribe now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
- : Following new legislation in A Primitive Tribe, Some Old Dude is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
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