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The Technically a News Reporter of A News Outlet

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The Technically a News Reporter of A News Outlet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Your Average News Anchor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.804 billion News Reporters enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volgaedam News City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Reporting economy, worth 343 trillion Sen Paiers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,504 Sen Paiers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,071 per year while the poor average 15,510, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

The poor are quarantined in the inner cities to prevent criminals from entering the suburbs, the police force is on a recruitment drive, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and NNNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWSSSSSSSS has been named as A News Outlet's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. A News Outlet's national animal is the Hamzilistamdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is NNNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWSSSSSSSS.

A News Outlet is ranked 189,202^nd in the world and 94^th in South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.66 law-abiding acts per hour.

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