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The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.652 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,073 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,579 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 5,574^th in the world and 126^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,487.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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