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The Republic of 900131

“I love 9003”

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The Republic of 900131 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.585 billion 900131ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 900131ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,060 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, cars are banned, international tensions are high as 900131 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 900131's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

900131 is ranked 253,597^th in the world and 31^st in Big Farma for Most Primitive, scoring -163.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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