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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity

“Gargantuan Love God”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Ztorque

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.946 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 20,688 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 460,297 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,327 per year while the poor average 48,663, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rands Objectivity is ranked 2,237th in the world and 1st in Ztorque for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 779.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Stationary: 9thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74thMost Rebellious Youth: 85thHighest Economic Output: 124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 157thFattest Citizens: 220thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 265thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 404thMost Avoided: 418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 443rdLargest Populations: 447thLargest Insurance Industry: 503rdLargest Gambling Industry: 525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 573rdHighest Crime Rates: 585thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 628thHighest Average Incomes: 642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 679thMost Efficient Economies: 817thLargest Publishing Industry: 996thMost Armed: 1,084thSmartest Citizens: 1,278thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,562ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,707thRudest Citizens: 1,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,237thLargest Retail Industry: 2,572ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,372ndMost Cultured: 3,590thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,870thMost Influential: 5,240thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,539thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,510thLargest Black Market: 23,001stMost Pro-Market: 23,464thMost Secular: 26,453rd

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