Spotlight on:
The Colony of 1050099 |
“201811419 189782019”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: 105 |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Colony of 1050099 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, fear of technology, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.799 billion 1050099ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 1050099ian economy, worth 784 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,224 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050099's national animal is the 1951822112.
1050099 is ranked 76,558th in the world and 366th in 105 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.06 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 1050099 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of 1050099ian weapons designers.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in 1050099, business is banging at no-tell motels.