Spotlight on:
The Most Serene Republic of Zamolodchikova |
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Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Most Serene Republic of Zamolodchikova is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 389 million Zamolodchikovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Zamolodchikovian economy, worth 24.9 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,011 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zamolodchikova's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zamolodchikova is ranked 282,990th in the world and 6,158th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.45 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Republic of Ritake.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Zamolodchikova endorsed The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : Zamolodchikova was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Best Weather and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Zamolodchikova was endorsed by The Holy Republic of North Bratislava.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 91 » Fragrancia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Germanic Cat, Neptunian Military Administration, New Cordyceps, Alogiada, Northumberlandia, New Atlantico, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Aerilia, Pribaltic Union, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Varisland, Kabarovsk, Great Bights Mum, Zandos, Kainin, Petronellania, Arostica, PlanetMercury, Corfad, Shibutani, Castle In Confidence, Arucaria, Russila, United Kahndaq, Republiqueducroissant, Balto, Halsoni, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Laurendon, Laforeia, Zerentopia, Nouvel Empire, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Armonker, Ereena, South Parter, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, Bedsonya, Deliber, Chipoli, Auvangad Eng, Ethnon, Pallaith, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, and 41 others.Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Zelenaya Dolina, Nechavia, CyberEgypt, Esperonia, Bodhisva, Darkanistan, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Kwaj, Marlducro, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Eurocom, Francois Isidore, Siwale, Ubeland, Eralan, Loutsland, Jenha, Altivia, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Kranostav, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, North Bratislava, Wolffoxia, Stal Valley, Hikki, Northern Zorbrasnka, Ritake, and Sechiole.