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The Fortified Republic of LeafyCranberry

“I WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!”

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The Fortified Republic of LeafyCranberry is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Česko II with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and smutty television. The devout population of 4.668 billion Ketevélians or Keppátians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cranberry City and Leafúngrad. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ketevélian or Keppátian economy, worth 318 trillion Læfsünks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,165 Læfsünks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, Rizzism and Moonism has been named as LeafyCranberry's national religion, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LeafyCranberry's national animal is the A guy who touches grass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rizzism and Moonism.

LeafyCranberry is ranked 197,025^th in the world and 8,039^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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