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The Idk of Moailandia

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The Idk of Moailandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Krisnov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.984 billion Moailandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moaxia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Moailandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Moailandian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,255 Moailandian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 959,550 per year while the poor average 59,065, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moailandia's national animal is the Basilisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Moailandia is ranked 5,997^th in the world and 1^st in Authotaria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,436.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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