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The Glorious Thatcherite State of Britsh Beer and Bullets

“Keep Calm and Obey!”

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The Glorious Thatcherite State of Britsh Beer and Bullets is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Margret Thatcher with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.649 billion Thatcherian Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UNKNOWN. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The Thatcherian economy, worth 244 trillion Ration Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,103 Ration Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, men stare at wall-pictures of Margret Thatcher's face when they visit public urinals, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and the banhammer is a standard police sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britsh Beer and Bullets's national animal is the Bad Citizen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Margret Thatcher.

Britsh Beer and Bullets is ranked 50,119^th in the world and 99^th in United Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 27.48 flags saluted per person per day.

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