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The Empire of Visigotha Nova

“It just won't stay dead!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Empire of Visigotha Nova is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by YTrojan with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.356 billion Visigoths are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Visigothic economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,955 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,307 per year while the poor average 16,919, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Visigotha Nova's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Worms Armageddon.

Visigotha Nova is ranked 10,913th in the world and 767th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 81,998.79 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,311thMost Armed: 2,532ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,562ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,407thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,915thMost Avoided: 5,917thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,913thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,518thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,415thLargest Retail Industry: 18,886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,949thMost Cultured: 25,847thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,785thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,955thHighest Economic Output: 28,013th
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Most Armed: 133rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 160th in the regionFattest Citizens: 213th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Avoided: 368th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 437th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 581st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 679th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 716th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 763rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 767th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 898th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 993rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,128th in the region

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