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The Kingdom of Republic of Vareshia

“Prosperity in Decency”

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The Kingdom of Republic of Vareshia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Felix Schmidt with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.77 billion Vareshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fritzberg. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vareshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,849 trillion Iron Kosovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,900 Iron Kosovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Republic of Vareshia's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Vareshia's national animal is the Vareshian ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Republic of Vareshia is ranked 163,779^th in the world and 2,495^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 404.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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