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The Democratic State of Pontion

“May our Fatherland prosper!”

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The Democratic State of Pontion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ioannis with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 2.045 billion Pontiens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pontezounta. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pontien economy, worth 271 trillion Pecounicas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,968 Pecounicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, Ioannis has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pontion's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pontion is ranked 27,253^rd in the world and 526^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,016.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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