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Davidianian wrote:

What about even minor violations?

Minor violations are just given a warning, Keepers (our law enforcement) are always watching

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Bavarian States's national animal is the black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Insert majestic soaring here

Ardonii wrote:

Ardonii is ranked 265,593rd in the world and 12,720th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.76 crimes per hour.

The only real crime is people not reading my City Guide factbook :p

alright alright, I'll go upvote every one of them. Just don't send me to an Albaniastaan prison.

Davidianian wrote:

alright alright, I'll go upvote every one of them. Just don't send me to an Albaniastaan prison.

👀
Prisons? We don't have those

I can't get over the fact that my people bring polar bears into restaurants without knowing the fact that they are dangerous, wild, unable to be domesticated, and can't be outran

Davidianian wrote:

alright alright, I'll go upvote every one of them. Just don't send me to an Albaniastaan prison.

Okay....well more upvotes for me, next literary award will be mine :D

Albaniastaan wrote:

👀
Now listen here you little piece of-
you underestimate my power!

Well then your Wikipedia page is wrong

How powerful are you?

Davidianian wrote:

Are unicorn horns impervious to lightsabers? maybe you could duel that way.

Well I was planning on using a cannon

Hmm...

I think I'll stay with my cannon plan, or else I would have spent all this money for nothing!

Hanasina: “My Colony do we want to make Commonwealth?”
Colony: “No”
Hanasina: “Oh ok…”

Albaniastaan wrote:

👀
Prisons? We don't have those

oh jesus.

"hey did you just throw your gum on the ground?" *bullet to the back of the head*

Aerilia wrote:

Well then your Wikipedia page is wrong

How powerful are you?
Well I was planning on using a cannon

Hmm...

I think I'll stay with my cannon plan, or else I would have spent all this money for nothing!

Uh-
Not sure
I say we don't fight for now
^^ wine? 🍷
Or donuts? 🍩

850 endorsements! :D

Newarctica wrote:

I can't get over the fact that my people bring polar bears into restaurants without knowing the fact that they are dangerous, wild, unable to be domesticated, and can't be outran

Newarcticans are now the greenlandic version of florida man

Davidianian wrote:

oh jesus.

"hey did you just throw your gum on the ground?" *bullet to the back of the head*

Nah we make em pay 1-5 Ki'ods for that

More info about our law enforcement under its category

nation=albaniastaan/detail=factbook/id=1713255

Albaniastaan wrote:

Nah we make em pay 1-5 Ki'ods for that

More info about our law enforcement under its category

nation=albaniastaan/detail=factbook/id=1713255

Do you want Coffee?

Hanasina wrote:

Do you want Coffee?

👀 c-coffee?! Give

Albaniastaan wrote:

👀 c-coffee?! Give

Ok
*gives you coffee*

Hanasina wrote:

Ok
*gives you coffee*

Thank you ^^

shares with Junior man and Austro-Bavarian States

TheLandOfFunFunFun is ranked 252,868th in the world and 12,201st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.99 crimes per hour.

per hour ...

Davidianian wrote:

that would be quite the duel..

every time I go to read your factbooks I get distracted by your flag and forget what I was doing. it's so kino.

Ki.No

noun
a gum obtained from certain tropical trees by tapping, used locally as an astringent in medicine and in tanning.

Wut ;-;

Albaniastaan wrote:

Thank you ^^

shares with Junior man and Austro-Bavarian States

No problem!

I'm so bored that militarizing polar bears sounds like a good idea now

Davidianian wrote:

that would be quite the duel..

every time I go to read your factbooks I get distracted by your flag and forget what I was doing. it's so kino.

kino

/ˈkiːnəʊ/

Learn to pronounce

noun

a gum obtained from certain tropical trees by tapping, used locally as an astringent in medicine and in tanning.

Newarctica wrote:

I'm so bored that militarizing polar bears sounds like a good idea now

Mount em with rail guns

Albaniastaan wrote:

Ki.No

noun
a gum obtained from certain tropical trees by tapping, used locally as an astringent in medicine and in tanning.

Wut ;-;

Well it seems we thought of the same thing at the same time ...

grumph