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The Democratic Republic of Seenvorland

I kind of did not think about losing my Keeper position because of this but I guess that's okay. Poor McMasterdonia had to wait so long already. :3

The Imperium of Miruma

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:Yeah but didn’t joe appear back in 71 for a cameo tho?

Norivna wrote:Joe actually kept his identity as Clown Pepe until 86, then revealed his true name in 87.

You mean...

joe mama?
The Imperial Federation of The Austro Germanic Union

Miruma wrote:You mean...

joe mama?

Breaking news!
Ligma outbreak kills 8 in Sugondese town of Bofa

Amauri

Eraver wrote:The private sector is gone, all companies is state owned, and capitalist and privately held companies moved to the black market.

well thats a bummer

Pioneers in democracy

3 more before we complete the handing over of delegacy! Go endorse McMasterdonia and hopefully we update with our elected delegate in the position.

The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo
The Future Time of Infinitis

Congratulations on the change finally dropping

The Mummy knows best of McMasterdonia

And we are in!

For now, we still need to reduce El Fiji Grande’s endorsement count. So please withdraw endorsements from him and don’t endorse him back until we let you know!

And of course... endorse McMasterdonia

Petes sake

Fizban wrote:We broke a lot of NS rules...

Oh. Ok

Libertandonien wrote:Why are u so mean

It is supposed to be joking ;-; I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings

Libertandonien wrote:Flextape can solve this!

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!

McMasterdonia wrote:Good morning everyone! Today I’m on the train to NYC! :D

Have fun!!!

McMasterdonia, Fizban, and Libertandonien

via The Rejected Realms

The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia

Congratulations McMasterdonia on taking the seat!

McMasterdonia, El Fiji Grande, Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, and 4 othersGlurponia, Marxist germany, Advancia-Sizzletown, and Petes sake

The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande

Kyorgia wrote:Congratulations McMasterdonia on taking the seat!

Indeed!

Petes sake



The Kayoko Best Girl of Advancia-Sizzletown

Finally, I'm done with this story i made.

It gets a little dark at one part, so viewer discretion is advised.

Operation: Yoted Hills

Operation Yoted Hills was the first time where the entire branches of the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces carried out neutralisation of the ongoing Grimmology Tankery Competition in 2035, which was deemed seriously dangerous. The Operation started when the King back then, King JJG the III, was told by the Prime Minister back then, Prime Minister Green Hoodie Man, to watch the events that happened. (I guess for those who are a man of culture, you'll probably know what I'm referencing.) There was alot of stuff that literally replicated the 2nd Meme War (basically WWII), except for the obvious. This is that story. (also, before you say "but those teams are from different colonies", this was before those teams (or school carriers) were given to the colonies that represent it.)


"Oi, look at what i found, it's probably concerning about safety." Prime Minister Green Hoodie Man inserted a disc into the player, which showed the highlights of the previous matches of Grimmology's Tankery Competition, before the finals. "Hmmm, let me see." King JJG the III looks at the screen, while replying back. "This looks like your normal Tankery Competition you see everywhere in the colonies." King JJG the III looks at what's going on, and thinks that the Prime Minister is just overthinking. "I don't get why you're so concerned about th-"

That's when he saw what actually happened. "Did-did that just explode?" The King said, shocked at how the tank exploded from a shell, despite having weak shells and state-of-the-art armor. "Wait, why is ther- How doesn't this give the older viewers PTSD?" King JJG the III was too terrified of what he had seen, that he couldn't move an inch. What he had seen was gore, literal dead corpses, alot of Meme War 2 stuff, and alot of war laws violations. "Get me the Minister of Defence of each Colony and the leaders too, we need to hold an emergency meeting. While you're doing it, can you give me a Plastic bag? I think I'm gonna puke." King JJG the III told Green Hoodie Man, while covering his mouth, prevent him from puking.

"You guys might be asking why I called you guys here, and why each of your seats have a plastic bag, and why I'm holding one as well. I'm going to show you the highlights of Grimmology's Tankery Competition." King JJG the III inserts the disc, and looks away. "This is just an ordinary Competition, I don't see anything wron-" Gamer Man, Minister of Defence for Advancia, said, before all hell broke lose.

"I feel like I'm going to puke." Big Boi, Minister of Defence for Kekistan said, after looking at what the King saw. After the video ended, everyone puked, including the King, again. "What we need to do is to try to stop the competition, and reformat it, so it fits our safety laws." The King said, after throwing away the plastic bag. "What we need to do is to send in our tanks, the MBTs, to neutralise the situation." Luke Kickman, Minister of Defence for Grimmology replied. "Let's also do that, but we need to minimize on the casualties." Burgle Smortan, Minister of Defence for Pewdielund, added. "I just got word from our spies that one of the teams are going to bomb the area, so we need our best fighter jets too." The Prime Minister added on. "Oh, and, where the finals are at is in the Capital of one of the teams. (or schools.) We need to evacuate the citizens first, then try to intervene."

"If maybe we can get our best tanks in, and best Jets in, this will be a success." King JJG the III replied. "So, what will this Operation be called?" Gamer Man said. "I think Operation Yoted Hills fits, because the place is near Yoted Hills." Green Hoodie Man replied. Everyone in the room agreed in unison. "Alright, Operation Yoted Hills it is then. Now, we gotta do the planning." King JJG the III said, before sitting back down on his desk.

"Alright, since we got the data of the schools in the finals, we can plan out which tanks or planes to use." King JJG the III looks at the computer, while drawing out the plan. "Sizzletown will be in charge of taking care of the skies, since the one dropping the bombs is also America-influenced, like Sizzletown. You guys will be bringing your F-22 Raptors, right?" King JJG the III looks at the Minister of Defence for Sizzletown. "Alright, we'll bring the F-22s and maybe a drone so you guys can find where we all can neutralise." The Minister of Defence for Sizzletown replied back. "Maybe we can get some Advancian Air Support, like 50 F-16s. Now, onto the tanks. Memeland and most colonies will use the Leopard 2a7, while Advancia uses the 2SG. Pewdielund will use the strv 122, or the Swedish Leopard 2. Sizzletown will use the M1A1 Abrams, Quackity Union will be using the T-14 Armata. The Japanese-influenced colonies will be using Type 10s. Pewdielund can also bring in their strv 103, since it's pretty useful, and sneaky." All of the Ministers nodded in unison, again. "The only problem is, where is the nearest base to Yoted Hills?" The Minister of Defence for Grandtla questioned. "Let me see, not far from the hills, it's just behind it." Luke replied. "So, since the base is close to the Hills, which is close to the city."
"If you know where the city is, what's the name of the school that is controlling it?" The Prime Minister asked. "If I'm not wrong, i think it's called Kuromorimine." The Minister of Defence for Grimmology replied. "Wait, that sounds familiar. Are they German-influenced, like Advancia, Pewdielund, Deutschen Booshmen and Kekistan, just to name a few?" Burgle Smortan asked. "Yep, they are, so I'm pretty sure they use the Blitzkrieg method, so just try to sneak attack them, i guess." The Grimmology Defence Minister replied. "Hold up, i got a call from the spies." Green Hoodie Man called out. "So you found out what country they're influenced by? Nice. Send me the list. Alright, see ya." "They found out the influences of the attacking and the defending teams." The Prime Minister said. "Alright, that's nice, show me the list then." The King smiled, while he looks at the list.

"Alright, what we need to do is to separate the tanks. Each Colony Armed Forces need to bring 420 tanks, and we will split 21 Colonies (this includes Azzlei Outlying Islands) Into 3 Groups. The German-influenced colonies (Neu Juntism0, Pewdielund, Advancia (half of the Armed Forces), Deutschen Booshmen and Kekistan), Grandtla, Azzle Memeland, Gnome Memeland, Gnomeland and Ememe will try to neutralise the German-influenced team, then Quackity Union, Epic Gamer Island, Pyro's Meme Island, Memeapore, Toxikia and Ford Islands will try to neutralise the Russian Team. Quackity Union needs to bring Missle Destroyers, as they'll be using the Katyusha Rocket Launcher. Grimmology, Great Dokitan, Natsuki Isles, Sizzletown, Half of Advancia and Azzle Outlying Islands will try to help out the team with no country influence to, well, survive. The Entire Army will be mobilized, as we have to evacuate citizens, free people from Death Camps, and secure the area. This will be the first time the entire branches of the Azzlei Army will mobilize, so do it carefully. Report this to all bases in the colonies, and I'll do a Emergency Action Notification to alert people on the mobilization of the Army. " The King read out the instructions to the Ministers and leaders. "Oh boy, time to relive Meme War 2." Zika, Leader of Sizzletown, joked. "Time to be heroes bois!" Green Hoodie Man added. "Luckily, the officials aren't part of the Military." Grimm and Luke added.


AESTHETIC system turns on

The Azzlei Central Government has issued a Emergency Action Notification for the entire nation of Advancia-Sizzletown. The Azzlei Army is in full mobilization, all Army Personels or Reserves, please go to the nearest base, now. I repeat, the Azzlei Army is in full mobilization, all Army Personels or Reserves, please go to the nearest base, now.

4 Days before Operation Yoted Hills commence: In the eyes of Prince JJG the VII (Immortality in the Meme Realm, but still not immune to illness and dying of unnatural causes.)

"Alright, as you all know, the entire Army is mobilized for Operation Yoted Hills. Our objective here (as we're the Royal Advancian Armed Forces) is to neutralise the German-influenced team of Grimmology's Tankery Competition. They have a iron cross as their logo, so look out for it, as we don't blast them up, just neutralise them, like stop them, but only blast them if needed to. We're going in for minimum casualties,so yeah. Some of you guys will be evacuating citizens from the city that this school is holding as base, and some will secure the area, give warning shots to unidentified tanks not belonging to the Army. All Azzlei Armed Forces tanks have a distinguishable 'B' Emoji on its sides, and do not shoot tanks with what looks to be the chinese character for 'big' and has like light blue on the outer part and the character again, in the inner part with dark blue, and some Japanese Character on it. The rest of you will have PTSD, as you have to free the POWs from the Death Camps. Yes, I said it right, Death Camps. The reason why we are doing this is because this competition is highly dangerous, and if you've seen the highlights, it's absolute hell. " Prince JJG the VII briefs the half that's going to neutralise the Kuromorimine team, with King JJG the III and Prince JJG the VIII standing at the side. "I don't think we all need to see the highlights, after the part about death camps.", said Commander Betus Gamer. "Heh, true. Alright, now get to your positions!" Prince JJG the VII commanded. Now the troops are heading onto ships, with some loading the 150 tanks (half for the other half of the Armed Forces) onto the ships. The planes are in the Aircraft Carriers, and they board RAS (Royal Advancian Ship) Bionic, heading towards Yoted Hills Military Port, which is a enormous port for Military Ships. The other boats used are:

RAS Grenada
RAS Bruh Momentum
RAS Cubonia
RAS Gamers
RAS Body Pillows
RAS Östborger
RAS Österreich

Aircraft Carriers

RAS Deutsche Bier
RAS Ist Dich Loss?
RAS Annoyance
RAS Pepe

4 Days before Operation Yoted Hills commence: In the eyes of Prince JJG the VI

"After showing you the highlights, you can puke inside the plastic bags. Alright, now on with the plan. We are the other half that takes care of defending the team without any influence to any nations. They have what looks to be the chinese character for 'big' and has like light blue on the outer part and the character again, in the inner part with dark blue, and some Japanese Character on it. A further search onto this tells me this is the logo of the Ooarai Girls Academy. Pretty neat, eh? What you guys need to shoot is the ones with the iron cross. Alright, so we'll discuss more with the other teams once we're in Grimmology. Off to your positions! " Prince JJG the VI gave out instructions to the other half, with Prince JJG the IV, V, IX, X, XI, XII standing next to him. The troops board the ships, with some helping to move the remaining tanks for the other half to use. The Princes board RAS Azzley. They'll be going to the same port as the other half. The boats they'll be using are:

RAS I Dond Dog
RAS Yeet
RAS Nice
RAS Fat Swedish Man
RAS Ok Epic
RAS Bruv
RAS Jägermeister

The ships are headed to South-Eastern Grimmology, with the first troops arriving from other colonies from Great Dokitan. The Last to arrive is the Royal Azzle Outlying Islands Armed Forces. King JJG the III, Prince JJG the VII, JJG the VIII and Gamer Man are in their Leopard 2SG, Number 69, While Prince JJG the VI, IX, X, XI are in their Leopard 2SG, Number 420, Prime Minister Green Hoodie Man, Juntism0 (current PM), 2 other people in their Leopard 2SG, Number 169, and Finally, Prince JJG the IV, V, XII and Metus Betus (Commander) will be in their Leopard 2SG, Number 1337. The total amount of tanks are: 8820 tanks, 150 Planes, and 420 Million Troops. (Advancia-Sizzletown has a large population)

6 Hours before Operation Yoted Hills commence

December 1st, 2035. 4am, Grimmology Standard Time.

"Alright, time for Operation Yoted Hills." exclaimed King JJG the III, as he looks at the morning sky of Grimmology, as they slept in Yoted Hills Military Base. (which is pretty big, but can't really fit many troops in, so most had to sleep in the ships) "Wake up bois, we have to get ready!" Prince JJG the VII gleefully exclaimed, as he spoke on the radio to wake up the troops of all the colonies. "Heheh, he's really energetic, eh. Considering he's probably gonna hate this alot, since there's probably alot of gore here." Prince JJG the IV looks at VI, smiling. "Thank god we have autoloader main guns, so we can probably shoot fast." Prince JJG the VI replied.

5 Hours before Operation Yoted Hills commence

"Now that we have everything prepared, lets get ready by bringing the tanks up the hills, hidden away, so we can do a suprise neutralisation. We'll split 21 colonies to a random direction, and it will be randomized. The 5 main colonies will be in the North, Deutschen Booshmen, Toxikia, Ememe, Azzle Memeland and Gnome Memeland will be in the East, Grimmology, Great Dokitan, Azzle Outlying Islands, Pyro's Meme Island and Grandtla will take South-East, as the drones from Sizzletown spotted the American-influenced team camping on the South. Finally, Epic Gamer Island, Ford Islands, Gnomeland, Neu Juntism0, Kekistan and Memeapore will take East. The North Side will be right behind the hill, near the peak, as you can be easily spotted by the American-influenced team. We will call the Air Support once our drones spot suspicious activity in the South, flying towards the city. We have the big trucks to get the troops in and arrive in the battlefield quickly, and secure the city. Alright, now that's all. To the Hills!" King JJG the III briefs the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces on the neutralisation, and what they'll be doing. This is one of the largest operation ever, done by a Nation. "You can probably start singing the patriotic songs of your nation, so yeah." Prince JJG the IV added.

5 Minutes before Operation Yoted Hills commence

"We're detecting strange activity south of the hills, at 185." The radio called in, from the Military base where the planes are at. "At about 2 minutes to 10, all planes must take off." King JJG the III instructed the Ground Control to alert the pilots in 2 minutes to the operation.
"I hear some piston noises, they must be coming in." Luke said, on the radio, as everyone is focused on the city and the bombers. "They're actually coming in." Ptince JJG the V replied, as he looks out of his binoculars. "I think I see B-17s and B-29s coming in from the south. Easy Targets for our F-22s and F-16s." JJG the V confirms his statement.

2 Minutes before Operation Yoted Hills commence

"All Soldiers, get on the tanks, or the trucks." King JJG the III instructs the troops to get ready. "Ground Control, King JJG the III here, clear the planes directing to the North, then turn towards east, and do a holding pattern." "Ground Control, Clearing Planes to the North, turn towards east, and do a holding pattern, Roger that." The Ground Control Crew radios the King. "Alright bois, time to show that we respect safety, rights and laws." Prince JJG the VI looks at the city, then looks at his watch. "2 Minutes. Oh boi."

As the clock ticks towards east, Azzlei troops see tanks, which didn't belong to them, charging towards the city, and tanks protecting the city, which gives them the signal to start Operation Yoted Hills.


Radio Transmission from the Jets

Advancian planes will have [ ]
Sizzlei planes will have ( )

(First bomb of those bombers just hit, time to knock those bombers out boys!)
[Alright, all planes, head South!]
{Few Minutes Later}
(Shot down a few.)
(Same.)
[Missle locked, and hit it!]
(Coming back for round two.)
[We just hit a few back there, 15 left!]
[Shot down a few, 11 now.]
(Now it's 4.)
(We just left one bomber.)
[coming back for a Sidewinder shot, this might work]
(I'm coming in with the FOX-1)
[(Shot it down!)]
[(Nice.)]

Now, back to the story.

"Our Fighter Jets just went full on yeet to the Maximum right there." King JJG the III commented. "Alright, now Operation Yoted Hills is in full swing. Remember, stick to the plans." Now Each tank can also be recognizable for tanks, as they have the Azzlei Flag and the Colonial Flags at the back. "I think someone just surrendered right at that cliff." Prime Minister Green Hoodie Man looks at the cliff with the Meme War 2 tanks, and saw the crew of the Porsche Tiger Surrender. "What tanks does Ooarai even have?" Green Hoodie Man radios in again, asking a question. "I see the Porsche Tiger too, and yea, they have it in their Arsenal." Prince JJG the IV looks at the cliff while repling back. "I see a truck, it doesn't belong to one of us. I'm pretty sure, by what we all saw in the highlights, that's probably a truck where they bring captured crew, to be shot." Prime Minister Green Hoodie Man describes what he sees. "Green Hoodie Man, have your company try to follow the truck, sneak attack." King JJG the III replied. "We're gonna follow the same truck too, so we can try to stop this absolute degeneracy." A Advancian Commander radios in, with his troops in the Big Boi Azzlei Trucks. A Bronco All Terrain Track Carrier, 2 Leopard 2SG, 4 Strv 103, 5 Leopard 2a7 and a Truck full of Advancian troops follow the truck, which Green Hoodie Man said was 'a truck where they sent captured crew to be shot'. On the screen where it showed what was happening, the entire outskirts of the map was darkened, with the Azzlei Armed Forces having Dark Green as their colour. "Darjeeling-sama, It's probably the end of the most violent version of Tankery, since those tanks can't take out a Modern Tank, and can't take out 420 Million Soldiers with state-of-the-art protection." Orange Pekoe said,while sipping tea. "The Royal Azzlei Armed Forces, or the Sizzlevancian Armed Forces, is one of the most skilled Army in the Meme Realm, and only the entire Branches will be mobilized when the King says so. I think this is that time. They're probably here just to stop the crimes of humanity this version has done, besides, all troops are skilled in all terrains, which includes urban settings." Darjeeling replied.

"Uh, they stopped, and are starting to disembark." The Gunner of the PM's tank told him from what he can see. "And they're starting to line 'em all up." "Alright, I'll tell them." Green Hoodie Man replied back. "This is Green Hoodie Man, those that were following, they're actually going to shoot them. Those in the Big Boi truck, disembark and shoot those who are about to commit a war crime. Me and Juntism0 will hop out and bring them onto the All Terrain Track Carrier, which will bring them to safety." Green Hoodie Man Instructed the troops on the trucks to neutralise what was going to be a war crime committed. "You're not joking, right?" King JJG the III questions him in a concern way. "I'm actually serious. Look in the woods with your X-ray, you'll probably see it." The PM replies back, and as advised, the King put on his X-ray vision. "You weren't joking, holy s***." The King was shocked at what he had saw, and hoped for the best, and carried on to the City.

"FÜR ADVANCIA!!" The Prime Minister heard from the tank, as he looked out, and saw the Advancian Troops rushing towards the Kuromorimine Soldiers who were about to commit a war crime, and gunned them down. "IN THE TRUCKS! GRENADA!" The Prime Minister looked as one of the troops threw a Grenade into the trucks, and another one blowing up the engine by shooting it. "We're a bunch of Gamers, and we're proud of it." Green Hoodie Man said to his tankmates, who laughed back, as the entire half of their side was mostly made out of Gamers. "I guess people gonna start having PTSD about them being in trucks now." Joked Juntism0. "Alright, let's help to bring them into our All Terrain vehicle." The PM told Juntism0. Both of them hoped out of their tanks, holding their SAR-21s incase of any ambush, and walked towards the Advancian Soldiers. "We're friendlies, you're now safe. We're the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces, here to neutralise this dangerous competition. You can hop inside our All Terrain Vehicle there." Juntism0 told the captured crew, who turned out to be Leopon Team. "Maybe we should have all soldiers say that when they rush towards the WWII tanks, which probably would be funny and epic." Green Hoodie Man told Juntism0. "Yea, probably JJG the III will do something about it, maybe also shouting that too." Juntism0 replied back, in which they laughed about rushing towards old tanks, which would be useless if against modern protection.

"They actually did alota damage to Kuromorimine Tanks, the bombs and the rockets wiped out about 2/3 of their tanks." King JJG the III checks the city situation. "Maybe finally something Flex Tape can't fix?" Juntism0 joked. The entire frequency turned into a bunch of laughter. "This is Advancian Tank Number 84, We spotted people running into buildings, looks to be wearing Ooarai Tankery Uniforms. Spotted 2 Königstiger heading this direction, will proceed to shoot it." One of the Tanks radioed out about what they had just found. "Alright, heading to your location." Advancian Tank Number 420, which the Princes were using are heading towards 84. "Those in my company, follow me." Prince JJG the VI said to those who were supposed to follow them. 4 Type 10s, 6 M1A1 Abrams, 7 Leopard 2a7 and 8 Leopard 2SG followed 420.

"Just got reports from our spying drone that Ooarai has anti-tank shells, so proceed with caution." King JJG the III relayed the message from the Prime Minister, who is currently spotting for German Tanks to stop. "This is Pewdielund Tank Number 44 Spotted a Tiger I, this time its aiming for a Hetzer." The radio went off, with someone saying that. "Alright, all tanks in the vicinity of Pewdielund 44, please immediately head there." King JJG the III broadcasted the message to inform the tanks about what's going on. "Sizzletown Tank Number 248, spotted the Tiger, preparing to blow it up in 3, 2, 1." Another Tank radioed in, and a boom was heard. "This is Sizzletown 248, Target Destroyed. Hetzer is still fine. All other tanks near me, please secure them." "4 Leopard 2a7 and 3 Leopard 2SG in the vicinity will protect them, carry on with securing the area." King JJG the III replied back. "The Advancian Leopard 2SG that's protecting the Hetzer, Advancian Tank Number 21, we are now telling 'em we are friendlies, hold on." The Commander of Advancia 21 radioed in again. "We are friendlies, we are from the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces, we will protect your tank." The Commander shouted. "Für Advancia-Sizzletown?" King JJG the III asked on the radio again. "FÜR DAS VATERLAND, FÜR ADVANCIA-SIZZLETOWN! LOS!" Everyone in the frequency shouted loudly, as they charge towards multiple Königstigers and Tiger I tanks.

"Quackity Union Tank Number 195 found a sneaky StuG III, nice. Oh and a Königstiger turning this way." Another tank called into frequency, as they found another tank. "That StuG III belongs to Ooarai, so yeah, don't shoot it, shoot the King Tiger instead." King JJG the III instructed the tank to shoot the Königstiger. "We got 2 T-14s coming your way to assist you." Another Tank just called out. "This is Quackity 195, Target Destroyed." "Great, we have 4 Swedish Leopard 2s coming your way to protect it, so they'll probably just be there on idle." King JJG the III replied back, as another target is down. "This is Pewdielund 44, Watch out Quackity 195, anti-tank above!" A anti-tank shell nearly hit the T-14. "Watch where you shoot that, we're friendlies from the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces." Quackity, the Commander of Quackity 195 shouted out at the window of where it came from. "This is Advancian Tank Number 420, we're hopping out of our tank to check on the building of where the bullet came from, safeguard our tank." Prince JJG the VI called out to other tanks nearby. "Well then, bring your SAR-21 with ya too, just incase." King JJG the III replied. "Advancian Tank 1337, We're coming too." Prince JJG the V added.


In the eyes of Prince JJG the VI: Searching the building.

"check your lefts, and rights, just incase." Said Prince JJG the VI. "hold on, i hear something on your left, JJG the X." whispered JJG the IX. "yep, it's just Ooarai's Anti-tank people," Whispered JJG the X. "Walk in and say your friendlies from the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces, JJG the VI." Whispered JJG the XI. "I'll just do it, try to shield me, just incase." JJG the VI replied back in a hushed tone. "I'm a friendly, dont mind me. I'm from the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces, here to neutralise this dangerous Competition and reformat it." JJG the VI went in, holding his hands up, just incase. "Oh wow, an actual trained person!" The one with the fluffy hair said. "Jesus Christ." JJG the VI said in his head. "I'm just from the Advancian Branch, which is pretty advanced." JJG the VI replied, actually blushing inside.
"Nice, but what is your name? I am Yukari, and she's Saori." said the Fluff. "I'm Prince JJG the VI of Mayrina Bay. Those are my kameraden, Prince JJG the IV, V, IX, X, and XI of Mayrina Bay. Oi lads, come out will ye!" Prince JJG the VI greeted them, and asked the lads to come out. "lmao yeet", all of them yeeted at once at the door frame. "Sometimes i really wanna yeet y'all out, but this isn't the tim-" "Hey guys, what's going on her-"

Suddenly, a girl with light brown hair entered the room. "WE'RE FRIENDLIES, DON'T SHOOT, WE'RE THE ROYAL AZZLEI ARMED FORCES TASKED TO NEUTRALISE THIS DANGEROUS COMPETITION AND REFORMAT IT, UNDER THE REQUEST OF THE KING." Prince JJG the IV went full on Rap God, as he was suprised. "uh, what?" The Girl asked. "Every. Single. Time. You're. Too. Fast. What he said was that we are friendlies from the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces tasked to neutralise the dangerous Competition and reformat it, under the Request of the King of Advancia-Sizzletown." Prince JJG the V rephrased it to her. "So, who are these guys Yukari?" The girl asked. "They're Prince JJG the IV, V, VI, VII, IX, X and XI of Mayrina Bay. They're from the Royal Family." Yukari responded. "Then what is your name then, eh?" Prince JJG the IV asked. "I'm Miho, the overall commander of the Ooarai Tankery Te-"

(things might take a really dark turn here, please note that.)

"Pewdielund Tank Number 419, we spotted a Friendly Panzer IV Ausf. H, and we spotted Hostile 1 Tiger I, and another Königstiger. We're gonna fire at Hostiles." The Radio from Prince JJG the VI voiced out. "Look out the window, You can see the Strv 103 aiming at the Tiger." Prince JJG the VI pointed out. "Alot of Leopards are patrolling the Area, most T-14s are guarding the city from other atta-" Prince JJG the V was cutted out by another radio call, but this time, it was more serious. "Advancian Tank Number 169, we and Pewdielund 220 spotted 2 friendlies running out of the building, we're camouflaged, but we see 2 Königstigers literally in their path, we're getting the shells ready." Prime Minister Green Hoodie Man reported his current situation back." He's the Prime Minister of Advancia-Sizzletown, an actual chill dude." Prince JJG the IV said. "This is Pewdielund 220, I am Pewds, I'm looking outside of the tank. It seems that they have just fired, and stopped. The Autoloader's currently still loading, so we just have to wa- VAD I HELVETE?! OH NEJ, OH NEJ, NEJ NEJ, NEJ! (What the Hell? oh no, oh no, no, no, no!) THEY JUS-JUST RAN OVER THEM. " Pewdiepie witnessed what he saw, and described it on radio. "This is Advancia 69, we're going to your location at full speed. All tanks or troops near Pewdielund 220 and Advancia 169, bring your First-aid kits, and go full speed towards their location, be careful of the bodies." King JJG the III instructed again, this time dumbfounded, and he realised how he was right that this needs more rules. "If they can't be saved or are saved, bring 'em to us here in the building, we have some of their teammates here." Prince JJG the VI radioed out, as Prince JJG the IV was too stunned at what happened. "I really need some of those North Pacific Rums back home, this is stressful." Exclaimed Prince JJG the IV.

"Check the breathing, then if there's none, insert the morphine and bandage them up, but don't go full on Sovietwomble and OD them." King JJG the III gave the instructions to the troops handling the wounded. "Alright, putting the bandages (big one that cover the body), now testing for breathing. No breathing, injecting first pair." The Medic called out. "2nd time, still no breathing." "No breathing, 3rd times the charm."
"They're breathing again." The Medic called out to the King. "Thank God." King JJG the III replied back. "Alright, they're fine, we're bringing them to ya, so you can identify who they are." King JJG the III radioed out to Prince JJG the IV. "Thank god, I almost blacked out there. Guide them up to the 2nd floor." Prince JJG the IV replied back. "They're safe." Prince JJG the IV looks at them, while telling the good news. (Good News, The Dacia Sandero)

"Alright lads, some more steps." King JJG the III was directing to where Prince JJG the X was waving. "We got the bodies, they're fine." King JJG the III said. "He's the King, and the ones carrying the stretchers are Prince JJG the VII and VIII." Prince JJG the V introduced the 3 to them. They waved at the girls, and lifted the stretchers down. "Alright, identify who is which, we will probably report this to base, who will contact the government, who are also assisting in this Operation." King JJG the III said, looking outside the window. After identifying the bodies, King JJG the III turned back, and said, "We just destroyed 1 Tiger I and another Königstiger, this is gonna be interesti-" He got cutted off by another radio transmission, this time from the outskirts (outSKRT). "Quackity 195 just got message from the Quackity Union Commander, that the Russian tanks are coming in from the North and the East, heading towards center. They are requesting back up from the Leopard tanks, which can outmaneuver the Russian tanks and attack them from the back." "Alright, VI, IX, X, XI, get 5 other Leopards to guard their tank, Me, VII and VIII will be looking for more Tigers amd Königstigers. IV, and V, guard the center. We should leave this building, seeing how it's actually gonna fall." After King JJG the III said his instructions, they ran out (with the stretchers, of course.) and went with the mission.

"Advancia 84, we're knocking them out, but they're still advancing. They seriously produced alot of tanks, but they're badly made, so we can probably stop the last tanks, in the center, so it's in the compound." The radio came in again, now all fronts are heading towards the center of the city, King JJG the III got an idea. (also, most of the friendlies they found are moving along, and also are in the same frequency as the Armed Forces.) "Let's sing the Armed Forces Anthem, that might boost the morale."
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(here's the lyrics, so just imagine them singing that, while blowing up Soviet Tanks.)

"It's working, we're destroying more, and it seems like we're near the center." King JJG the III looks out of his tank. "We just spotted someone, looks like the commander of the Kuromorimine Team, me, Prince JJG the VII and VIII will be following on foot, we will still be carrying our radios. We have our SAR-21s,and will leave the tank to follow suit." King JJG the III broadcasted again, before hopping out with Prince JJG the VII and VIII.

"This is Advancia 420, we just got a message from the Ooarai Command Tank, to uh, get the big flags and flagpoles we have in our Commanding Tanks for each Colony, except for Advancia 69, we already have the Colonial Flag of Advancia and the National Flag, and the commander needs to go to the roof this building that looks awfully similar to the Reichstag." Prince JJG the VI relayed the message to all tanks. All of the tanks replied back, with the commanders holding their flags. "Remember, FÜR ADVANCIA-SIZZLETOWN, FUR DAS VATERLAND!" King JJG the III went on the radio. "FÜR ADVANCIA-SIZZLETOWN, FÜR DAS VATERLAND, VORWARTS!" All Tanks and troops shouted in unison, in which the entire city could hear.

"Hospital? I don't understa- Wait, I remember before leaving that building, Miho told us about her older sister, who i presume is in the hospital." King JJG the III thought about it. "Yea, let's just try to calm those people down, since we're both Neutralisers and Peacekeepers." Prince JJG the VII told them. "We're the Peacekeepers of the Azzlei Armed Forces, don't worry, we're doing alot to push the soviets away." King JJG the III said that, when he stepped inside the hospital. "Let's patrol around, until we find that room." King JJG the III nudges the Princes, and they agree. "I think i found the room, there's the light haired, blue eyes girl, so yeah." Prince JJG the VII looks into the tiny window. "Just go in, i think something bad's about to happen." King JJG the III adviced them to rush in, incase of any bad stuff happening. "Literally just grab for a luger? Oh no. Alright, take off your helmets and rush in bois!" Prince JJG the VII sees what's
happening, and told them go in.

"Don't shoot, we're from the Royal Azzlei Armed Forces, we're Peacekeepers and Neutralisers, here to stop this dangerous version of the more safe Tankery in our Realm. We're here because we're patrolling the hospital, and our forces are pushing the Soviets back. Dont worry about your troops, we aren't called 'one of Most Scientifically and Technologically Advanced Nations in the Realm' for no reason, so we have the tools to fix them up." Prince JJG the VII went in, and tried to stop them from committing the yeetus deletus, with the King and Prince JJG the VIII behind. "This is Pewdielund 220, we have successfully stopped the incoming forces in center. King JJG the III, if you can tell us where you're at, we can probably join in." King JJG the III 's radio went off. "Alright, tell everyone to stop attacking, and come to the hospital, except for those holding the flags." King JJG the III spoke into the radio, instructing the tanks and troops to come, except for the flag bearers.

Meanwhile, the commanders are climbing onto the roof of the building that looks like the Reichstag.

"Alright, you know what to do." Said Prince JJG the VI holds onto the National Flag of Advancia-Sizzletown, while Prince JJG the X holds onto the Colonial Flag of Advancia. "These stairs are actually tiring to climb, but once we do this, we can finally call this, the end of the violent Tankery Matches." exclaimed Grandayy, the leader of Grandtla, as he holds onto the Colonial Flag of Grandtla. "Here it is, the roof. Get into position." Prince JJG the VI and the other commanders hold onto the flags, and wave it in the air. "TOGETHER UNITED, FOREVER IN ARMS, RISE UP FROM RUINS, ADVANCIA-SIZZLETOWN OUR HOMELAND, HOORAH!" The commanders chant the motto of the nation. "3 Yeets for our Freeland, The Holy Modern Memism Empire of Advancia-Sizzletown!" Prince JJG the VI exclaimed "YEET, YEET YEET!" All of the commanders said in unison.

The Royal Azzlei Armed Forces, the Peacekeepers, Neutralisers and other forces have won.

Back in the Hospital.

"We actually restored your tanks too, so you guys can join us to drive up to Grimmology Tankery Federation HQ, as enemies become friends." King JJG the III explained further. "Alright, as long as i can stick with Prince JJG the VII, (look at whose the princess of United Advancia) and Maho gets Prince JJG the VIII. (the one on the hospital bed, yes)" Erika said to King JJG the III. "heh, lads, you're gonna get some of those go-" Prince JJG the VII and VIII smack Zika, who said that. "Well then, then let's all chant the National Motto. 3, 2, 1." King JJG the III goes ahead and does a chant. "TOGETHER UNITED, FOREVER IN ARMS, RISE UP FROM RUINS, ADVANCIA-SIZZLETOWN OUR HOMELAND, HOORAH!" Everyone chanted in unison.

King JJG the III walks near the Reichstag, finding the other Princes, when he saw them walk out, with the girls. (except for Prince JJG the IV and V, they already have Girlfriends.) "I guess you guys just wanna hang out with each other in same tanks, so yeah, we're gonna go up to Rover, and stop this once and for all." King JJG the III looks at them, trying not to laugh. "Yep, so we'll just drive up there and reform the Federation? Got it." Prince JJG the VI replied, trying to not get distracted. "I need some North Pacific Rum right now, I'm serious!" Prince JJG the IV joked, but he seriously needs some of that quality Rum.

So in the end, there were minimum casualties, and the tanks and troops head up north, to Rover, where the Grimmology Tankery Federation is in. As they arrived there on December 5th, Grimm and the King entered the building, and a few minutes later, they got out. That made them reform the matches into the Advancian version, which is a really safe version of Tankery.

Operation Yoted Hills lasted for 5 days and remains as Advancia-Sizzletown's most successful operations as a United Armed Forces with all of the branches.

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The Hegendstaat of Eraver

Amauri wrote:well thats a bummer

but At least, my economy is still okay.

Loli county

Eraver wrote:but At least, my economy is still okay.

socialism?

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

Loli county wrote:socialism?

Yes.

Loli county

Eraver wrote:Yes.

its been doing quite well for me

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

Socialism in the frightening economy seems okay, but Socialism in the collapsing economy is not okay.

Loli county

if i un-endorse the dude will i stop being a keeper of the north

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

Something changed, McMasterdonia is now a WA Delegate.

Loli county

McMasterdonia wrote:And we are in!

For now, we still need to reduce El Fiji Grande’s endorsement count. So please withdraw endorsements from him and don’t endorse him back until we let you know!

And of course... endorse McMasterdonia

fyi

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

McMasterdonia wrote:And we are in!

For now, we still need to reduce El Fiji Grande’s endorsement count. So please withdraw endorsements from him and don’t endorse him back until we let you know!

And of course... endorse McMasterdonia

Thank you from replacing him.

The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande

Eraver wrote:Thank you from replacing him.

Don't be too happy about it ;)

Alunya, A1unya, Zazumo, Amauri, and 1 otherEraver

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

El Fiji Grande wrote:Don't be too happy about it ;)

Okay.

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Marxist germany

Congratulations McMasterdonia on transitioning from Delegate-elect to actual delegate, and thank you for your service El Fiji Grande!

El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, and East supple lund

Norivna

Ice Bear congratulates McMasterdonia for becoming the actual delegate. Ice Bear will not forget El Fiji Grande's effort on TNP. Ice Bear likes Fiji.

And Ice Bear thinks maybe McM is not that bad.

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