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The Haruhi Japan's best friend of Pooor

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The Haruhi Japan's best friend of Pooor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Craig with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.639 billion Pooorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Slum. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pooorian economy, worth 647 trillion ration tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,519 ration tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term "Native Pooorian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, the nation tends not to learn from its history, vegetarianism is compulsory, and the newest generation of Pooorians are nearly clone-like in appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pooor's national animal is the drunk bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pina Coladas.

Pooor is ranked 27,185^th in the world and 5^th in The Vincence Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.48 law-abiding acts per hour.

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