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The Holy Red Wine Drinkers of Dauchh Palki

“Gay Moon Capitalism for NationStates!”

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The Holy Red Wine Drinkers of Dauchh Palki is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.723 billion Shin Dalns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Administrative Region of Calarie. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dauchh Palkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion Dauchoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,355 Dauchoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, skateparks can be found in every city, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dauchh Palki's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dauchh Palki is ranked 42,010^th in the world and 4^th in Mazdadez for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,249.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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