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The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists

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The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Environmentalist with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.125 billion Environmentalistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,447 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Environmentalist is a silly poophead, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalists's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Environmentalists is ranked 288,933^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Environment for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,285.39 Standard Monetary Units.

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